January 2012
5 posts
Costa Concordia
The captain of the Costa Concordia, Francesco Schettino is under house arrest, accused of causing the crash.
A secret recording of the captain before, during and after the crash has been revealed:
“Watch this!”
“Shit!”
“Leg it!”
December 2011
4 posts
November 2011
6 posts
loonachic:
Fauxtograph
October 2011
5 posts
I was running late for my yoga class tonight so had to burn some rubber to make sure that I made it on time.
”GET OUTA MYWAY YOU MOTHERFUCKAHS!!! MOVE IT YOU ASSHOLE!! JESUS!!! YOU DICKHEADS!! GET OFF THE FRIGGIN ROAD!!! DON’T YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE A CLASS OF TRANQUILITY AND PEACEFUL INNER MEDITATION AND CONTEMPLATION TO GET TO? SHITHEADS!!!!!”
Jones' Cafe Bistro
Went to Jones’ Cafe Bistro this morning for brunch.
Spotted a new addition to the menu:
JONES 666 CHALLENGE. 6 pancakes, 6 bacon, 6 sausage, 6 eggs, 6 hash browns, 6 toast. if you can beat this challenge in 30 minutes or under its on us, you also get a free t shirt and your photo taken, if you fail its £15.00 no helpers!!! how much can you eat????
Whilst Kay and I enjoyed our excellent...
Man Flu
Last week’s man flu has returned with a vengeance. I feel so bad tonight that I have resorted to taking our diabetic cat’s glucose.
September 2011
13 posts
Leicester Market Foodstall Shambles →
I knew this pathetic white elephant wouldn’t last.
Holiday
Andorra here I come!
Pub Quiz Question
'Who is known as The Father of Poetry?'
We guessed the pub 'correct' answer initiallly, but then changed it to William Shakepeare on advice from Mark (I'm still on the wagon) E Dreg.
The correct answer was the answer that we originally suggested - the pub 'correct' answer. After Googling, I am not so sure, whether this is correct or pubquizbollocks..
What do you think think..
a) The answer is?
b) What the pub quiz answer was?
BLK
August 2011
12 posts
Where's Gadaffi?
Anyone know the whereabouts of Colonel Gadaffi? If you spot him (or anybody with even the remotest resemblance to him) please photo reply to this with your comedy evidence
Bikram Yoga
Today I did 90 minutes of Bikram Yoga.
It is yoga that is bastard hot.
July 2011
1 post
Beer Festival →
I enjoyed the beer festival at The Grange on Friday. I had Brains and curry
June 2011
5 posts
1 tag
Gay 50th Birthday Party
Kay and I are going to a gay 50th birthday party this evening. The host likes to shock hetrosexuals with his outrageously camp outfits. I wonder what he will be wearing tonight.