Link 11 May 5 notes What a Cunt...»
Photo 11 May 5 notes I disapprove of taking pictures of one’s meal and posting on Tumblr and would never do such a thing myself.  However, if I did, last night’s dinner would look like this.

I disapprove of taking pictures of one’s meal and posting on Tumblr and would never do such a thing myself.  However, if I did, last night’s dinner would look like this.

Photo 5 May 2 notes Happy May Day (for tomorrow or whenever it is/was)

Happy May Day (for tomorrow or whenever it is/was)

Link 20 Apr 2 notes Zombies in Leicester»

Anyone up for the next one?

Text 26 Mar 2 notes Home Finances

Today I have been looking into my home finances and have come to the conclusion that I am getting very little paid in the way of interest into any of my bank accounts.

Frankly I think the banks are taking the piss.

I will not be taken for a mug.  Today I have transferred all of my money from my UK bank accounts into the Cypriot Laiki bank.

Ha!

Who’s the shithead now?

Text 23 Mar 4 notes Leicester Beer Festival 2013

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This year’s beer festival paid homage to King Richard III. As a mark of my own personal respect I stuck to the following Richard III themed special brews:

Church End Fiery Dick 5%

Full Mash Bow Bridge 4.8%

Muirhouse Richard’s Tipple 4%

Parish Car Park King 4.7%

Kinver Skull Crusher 6%

Langton All H’Ale 4.3%

Julian Church Greyfriars Best Bitter 4.5%

Respect indeed!

Photo 10 Mar 4 notes Yen Lins
Saturday night.
Two pints in The Marquis of Wellington followed by a trip to Yen Lins.  Hot and Sour Vegetable Soup to start followed by Chilli Paneer, Bean Curd with Black Bean Sauce, Special Vegetable Hakka Chow Mein, Boiled Rice and CHILLI CHIPS!!! All washed down with a nice crisp dry white wine.

Yen Lins

Saturday night.

Two pints in The Marquis of Wellington followed by a trip to Yen Lins.  Hot and Sour Vegetable Soup to start followed by Chilli Paneer, Bean Curd with Black Bean Sauce, Special Vegetable Hakka Chow Mein, Boiled Rice and CHILLI CHIPS!!! All washed down with a nice crisp dry white wine.

Photo 27 Feb 1 note Pope Benedict XVI will have to give this little baby up

Pope Benedict XVI will have to give this little baby up

Text 25 Feb 4 notes The Beerlegking Richard III Historical Tour

Get your tickets here for this historical guided tour that starts in the Clarendon and finishes in Babelas.  Only £5 each plus my drinks all evening and possibly a bag of chips on the way home.  You will discover:

  • How the remains of Richard III were recently discovered in my shed
  • Richard the III’s favourite pint
  • How Richard III became an expert archer from playing darts
  • Where Richard III had a go at an innocent passer-by for looking at him in a funny way
  • How the cunning Richard left a curry house without paying for his meal with a daring escape through a toilet window
  • Some fossilised chunder, left by Richard III, after he had a ‘bad pint’

Included in this tour will be a complete set of Richard III prints.  You just need a computer, access to Google Images and a printer.

Video 19 Feb 3 notes

If you are unsure as to what you think about Keith Vaz, maybe this will help.


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